new year, new leaf?

I resolve to stop losing matching pairs to socks, so that when I go to dressed, I am not wairing one black sock and one red sock.

I resolve to wash my hair with the best stying products.

I resolve to wear heels once in awhile, even to the super market.

I resolve to never, ever call my ex boyfriend again, even when I am sitting home alone with a container of hagen-das.

I resolve to stop pretending that taking a walk to the mailbax is considered getting excersize.

I resolve to stop going out on dates with men I don't really like.

I resolve to stop checking my email twenty times a day. What ever comes in will still be there tommorow.

I resolve to stop remembering every line from every episode of the television show Friends.

I resolve to get a new peircing in a naughy spot.

I resolve to get another tattoo.

I resolve to get a new guitar.

I resolve to try to be a little less than ten minutes late for everything.

I resolve to listen to my alram when it goes off. Why else did I set it?

I resolve to stop hating couples in love.

I resolve to stop hating couples, period.

I resolve to write a new novel.

I resolve to stop crying at the end of cheesy movies on the Life time network, which I watch way too much of.

I resolve to never make stupid decisions concerning men due to an alcoholic stupor.

I resolve to drink more wine.

I resolve to be proud of who I am. Even if it feels like no one else is.

I resolve to write in my blog more often.

I resove to go home from a bad date/party/situation if I want to, no excuses or questions asked, instead of staying and being miserable.

I resove to live my life to the fullest, and not have to explain anything to anyone.

I resove to resolve.

Any questions?